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Trump: you have 48 hours to comply Iran: nobody cares Trump: you have a week

$2B liquidated in 24 hours. That’s a record. More than the Covid dump. More than the FTX collapse. Epic.

Average life expectancy is 74. Middle age isn’t 50. It is 37. Get to work.

A man deposits $10,000 in a bank. The bank thanks him and records the deposit on its balance sheet. But not where you might expect. For the bank, that $10,000 is actually a liability – because technically it belongs to the customer and might have to be returned. So the bank does what banks do. It lends $9,000 of that money to someone buying a car. Now something interesting happens. The $9,000 loan appears on the bank’s books as an asset – because someone now owes the bank money. So the same $10,000 is doing two jobs at once. The depositor believes he has $10,000 safely in the bank. The borrower now has $9,000 to spend. That $9,000 gets deposited somewhere else. The next bank lends $8,100. That gets deposited again. Then $7,290 gets lent out. Soon the original $10,000 has quietly turned into tens of thousands of dollars of loans scattered across the economy. Everyone believes they have money. Depositors see balances in their accounts. Borrowers have the money they spent. Banks show healthy assets on their balance sheets because people owe them money. And here’s the best part. Banks charge interest on all those loans – maybe 7%. But the depositor who supplied the original money might earn only 0.5% on their savings account. So banks collect interest on money that mostly wasn’t theirs to begin with – and keep the difference. The system works beautifully. As long as nobody asks for the money back at the same time.

Miami is DEAD. We discussed this today on Macro Monday. I was there last week, normally peak tourist season. You could get a reservation at any restaurant you wanted, any time. This is unheard of. The beach was not crowded. Tourists aren't interested in the US right now.

Yes, officer. I would like to report the murder of a sitting US Senator.

We rented a house for two families in Aspen in 2019 for $7,500 for a week. I just looked at the listing. The same house is $75,000 for the same week in 2025.

Strong Rumor, don't shoot the messenger but hearing it through reliable channels. The strategic stockpile they are discussing is $BTC and... $XRP. Not a joke. We will see,

Coinbase approached the SEC about offering a 4% yield product. They received no clarity. Instead they received the threat of litigation. Meanwhile, Celsius, Voyager and BlockFi were allowed to offer 10%+ interest products while gambling with user funds. Good job, Gary.

Gary Gensler is fucked

TESLA JUST CALLED ME ABOUT MY CAR. It will come "sometime in quarter 4" and will cost 10K more. A "slight price adjustment." LOL. Can't make this shit up.

Lindsey Graham might be top 10 worst people alive

BREAKING: 2025 TOYOTA COROLLA NOW $299,000

Evergrande, Bitcoin, Covid... China has been on a solid run.

I know this feels painful. But $BTC was the same price 11 days ago.

How mentally incapable do you have to be to market sell 24,000 $BTC in a single clip on a Sunday?

$ETH / $BTC Ethereum is oversold on the weekly chart for the 5th time ever, and has bullish divergence for the 2nd time ever. Bullish engulfing candle brewing. More confirmation of my theory that the "ETH IS DEAD" bros are going to be very sad when ETH outperforms.

Miami is DEAD. We discussed this today on Macro Monday. I was there last week, normally peak tourist season. You could get a reservation at any restaurant you wanted, any time. This is unheard of. The beach was not crowded. Tourists aren't interested in the US right now.

A man deposits $10,000 in a bank. The bank thanks him and records the deposit on its balance sheet. But not where you might expect. For the bank, that $10,000 is actually a liability – because technically it belongs to the customer and might have to be returned. So the bank does what banks do. It lends $9,000 of that money to someone buying a car. Now something interesting happens. The $9,000 loan appears on the bank’s books as an asset – because someone now owes the bank money. So the same $10,000 is doing two jobs at once. The depositor believes he has $10,000 safely in the bank. The borrower now has $9,000 to spend. That $9,000 gets deposited somewhere else. The next bank lends $8,100. That gets deposited again. Then $7,290 gets lent out. Soon the original $10,000 has quietly turned into tens of thousands of dollars of loans scattered across the economy. Everyone believes they have money. Depositors see balances in their accounts. Borrowers have the money they spent. Banks show healthy assets on their balance sheets because people owe them money. And here’s the best part. Banks charge interest on all those loans – maybe 7%. But the depositor who supplied the original money might earn only 0.5% on their savings account. So banks collect interest on money that mostly wasn’t theirs to begin with – and keep the difference. The system works beautifully. As long as nobody asks for the money back at the same time.

How mentally incapable do you have to be to market sell 24,000 $BTC in a single clip on a Sunday?

Worst crypto bull market ever. If you didn’t just buy Bitcoin and hold, you have probably lost money. No alt season. Crypto stocks pumped and dumped. Even whales are down on their “treasury” plays. Bitcoiners are infighting. And we just saw the largest liquidation event in history. Brutal for almost all participants.

$2B liquidated in 24 hours. That’s a record. More than the Covid dump. More than the FTX collapse. Epic.

I say this with no disrespect, looking for an actual answer. What is the current pitch for $XRP? The token, not Ripple the company. Western Union chose Solana for their stablecoin. Swift went with Linea on ETH, which was the selling point I heard for years? Stablecoins have clearly taken the reigns for payments, so I get their stablecoin being in play. But what utility does $XRP have? Again, not trolling. Asking.

Strong Rumor, don't shoot the messenger but hearing it through reliable channels. The strategic stockpile they are discussing is $BTC and... $XRP. Not a joke. We will see,

Trump: you have 48 hours to comply Iran: nobody cares Trump: you have a week

Emotional check-in: How’s everyone feeling? Market’s down, sentiment is bearish - people starting to lose hope? Are we getting close to capitulation, or is there still some fight left? Let me know.

🚨JPMORGAN SAYS THE APPROVAL OF A U.S. STRATEGIC CRYPTO RESERVE IS UNLIKELY AND XRP, SOL & ADA WOULD LIKELY NOT BE INCLUDED

TESLA JUST CALLED ME ABOUT MY CAR. It will come "sometime in quarter 4" and will cost 10K more. A "slight price adjustment." LOL. Can't make this shit up.

Proposing a tax on unrealized capital gains is insane. Imagine paying taxes on something you haven’t sold just to see it go down afterwards. I assume that means we can write off unrealized losses, right? Right!?

NEW: KEVIN O'LEARY RECOMMENDS STORING CRYPTO ON CENTRALIZED EXCHANGES LIKE COINBASE INSTEAD OF DECENTRALIZED WALLETS

Bitcoin dropped almost $5,000 in a matter of minutes. On massively bullish news.

$TRUMP First take. My opinion could change. Good for crypto, bad for humanity. It’s a gratuitous cash grab, not sure how anyone can argue against that. The future and past President of the United States launched a token at 10 pm on a Friday night and insiders sniped the supply. The remaining 80% is also theirs. Making billions on vapor. That’s the bad for humanity part. The good for crypto part? Donald Trump is likely onboarding millions of new people to the space. Let’s just hope it doesn’t dump.