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Now: Co-founder @hellopatient | Previously: Led consumer and growth product @carbonhealth | Hobbies include getting fired constantly | Mostly satire
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The Entertainer
Alex Cohen is a sharp-witted satirist and product-minded founder who turns workplace chaos into viral comedy. Co-founder of @hellopatient with a history leading consumer and growth at Carbon Health, Alex mixes startup cred with relentless, laugh-first commentary. His feed is equal parts absurd career serial-drama and genuine product thinking.
Alex treats job tenure like a limited-time promotional offer, buy one, get terminated free, and somehow still pins a smiling selfie as if getting fired is 'networking with benefits.'
Built a 228K+ audience and delivered multiple massive viral moments (including a 54M-view post about the Sphere), all while co-founding a startup and carrying real product-growth credentials.
To make people laugh while pointing out the ridiculousness of tech culture, build a loyal audience through candid storytelling, and channel that attention into meaningful products and communities.
Exceptional storytelling and timing, high virality and engagement, sharp observational humor that surfaces widely relatable workplace absurdities, plus real founding and product experience to back credibility.
Satire can be misread; frequent jokes about being fired risk being seen as a gimmick. High-volume posting can dilute strategic messaging and make it harder to convert followers into product users or long-term fans.
On X, lean into short, serialized threads that combine a funny anecdote, a sharp takeaway, and a subtle product or newsletter CTA. Use video replies and Spaces to humanize the satire, pin a clear bio line linking to hellopatient and a newsletter, collaborate with other high-engagement creators for cross-pollination, and occasionally slow down posting cadence to make each piece land harder and drive conversions.
Fun fact: Alex has turned being fired several times into recurring content, and somehow it only grew his audience. He has 228,513 followers, has tweeted ~39,470 times, and scored viral hits (one post about the Sphere hit ~54M views).
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