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5.2 acres of land in Italy, a working olive grove that produces oil, private woodland, a renovated stone farmhouse and an 80m² cellar. €260k ($300k). A lot of people are rethinking where they live and how they live. This is what that looks like in practice. A courtyard with a wood oven and grape pergola. Three connected structures, 150m² (1,615 sq ft) of living space, 2 beds and 2 baths. Get Starlink, run your business from anywhere, add solar panels, collect your water. You're largely off-grid. One hour from Rome if you ever get bored and need the city. Is this the kind of property that starts making more sense the more the world changes?

This post is both funny and sad. Funny - this guy's facial expression, the Labubu hanging from his neck, the whole forced flex energy of it all. Sad - this post went mega viral and given the values he's promoting as 'success' - trophy girlfriend, yacht, crypto millions, no kids - millions of people engaged with it like this is the dream. As a happily married dad of 2, I can tell you the real flex is reading bedtime stories and still being excited to see your partner after 12 years. But that doesn't get likes.

Someone is selling a manor estate in Burgundy with a private river, waterfalls and a natural swimming pond. 2 hours from Paris. Two buildings arranged around a courtyard, 1,700m² (18,298 sq ft) in total, 12 bedrooms, an artist's studio, stables and 7 hectares (17 acres) of land. Inside there's a music room with a piano, a library in the tower, a writing room, and a dining room built around a fireplace large enough to roast a whole animal. Herons and wild ducks live on the property year round. The river has a depth of 3 metres and you can swim in it all summer. Near Vézelay, a UNESCO World Heritage Site. Asking price: €1.39M ($1.6M). The French sure do know about living well. A river on your grounds, your own land to walk, swimming in summer, dinner outside. What's the French word for this kind of life?

I’m a European about to fly to America for the first time. I’ve been told to prepare for: - Airport the size of a small country - Someone aggressively welcoming me to have a great day - A sandwich that costs $24 - Tipping at the airport. At the airport. - XXXL portion sizes Will report back.

While everyone shows off their Bali WFH setup, I found this Italian farmhouse view for €365k ($385k). 280m2 of restored charm, complete with pool, olive grove, and beautiful wooden beam ceilings. Just 30min from the beach in Mogliano. 📍: Mogliano, Italy

100 g of Parmigiano Reggiano completely covers the need for vitamin B12 and biotin, a third of the requirement of vitamin A and B2, and from 1/5 to 1/10 of the requirements of other vitamins. It also contains 38g of protein.

69 acres of private Tuscany for €690k ($797k). The land includes an olive grove, a fruit orchard, a cork oak grove and 20 hectares of woodland. A natural spring produces 3,000 litres of water a day, solar panels cover the electricity and yes, it does have wifi. It's also been renovated, 370m² (3,983 sq ft) across 3 floors, 3 beds, 3 baths, with a pool and a sauna. 50 km to Volterra. Off-grid, self-sufficient, sauna, pool..what's missing here?

Someone is selling their mountain in Andalucía (Spain). 280 hectares. For €1.5M. That's 692 acres of private wilderness: deer, Ibex, wild boar, partridge - with a 6-bed cortijo built to a high spec 12 years ago. Wine cellar accessed through a hatch in the floor, outdoor kitchen, pool, solar panels, the lot. ~30 minutes from Granada city. Near the Embalse de Colomera. Now here's what makes this interesting beyond the estate itself. There's a constant debate on here about what happens post-AGI. When AI does most of the work, what do people actually do with their time? I think places like this become the answer. A private estate where you can hunt, hike, grow food, entertain, build things, raise animals..basically live a full and physical life. What do you guys think.. is this the best post-AGI investment?

That moment when you stumble across a 1892 Norman brick château directly on the Seine River with breathtaking water views... for just €495k ($560k).

One of the coolest latest discoveries on X. An account spreading love through music, including jazz. Who else is big into it?

I would take the ferry vs a plane to Spain from Ireland anytime. Takes 2 nights at sea to reach Bilbao vs 2,5 hrs flight but it’s totally worth it. Cost wise is exactly the same as the flight would’ve been (€1,200) but then we’d need to rent a car, pay for baggage, deal with airport stress with kids and so on. This way we just packed the car with everything we need for three weeks. No limits and no stress. Kids (and us too) are treating it like an adventure. We’ve got restaurants, entertainment, our own cabin with bathroom, tv with preloaded movies and beds. There is even an open air small gym on the deck. This is how we’re doing Christmas this year. Should I do a quick tour of the cabin and some parts of the ferry tomorrow? I’ll have plenty of time over the weekend 😃

I hunt Italian properties daily. I've never seen a 1920s villa, 40 minutes from Venice + 7.4 acres for €990k ($1.1M). Ever 🧵

Someone is selling an 18th-century French estate sitting directly on the Lot River. 27 rooms, 10 beds/8 baths, 487m² (5,200 sq ft) of living space across the main house and 3 gîtes (self-contained guesthouses). 2 swimming pools, tennis court, wine cellar and 1.18 hectares (2.9 acres) of gardens running down to the river. Live in the main house, your friends and family have their own space and nobody's in each other's way. This is Cahors Malbec country by the way, with Bordeaux 2,5 hours away (wine lovers will understand). Asking price: €1.3M ($1.4M). How much would an estate like this cost in your country?

I think I just found the best value villa with Lake Como views on the market. €395k ($450k), 5 bedrooms, detached, garden with mountain and lake views. 11 minutes from Varenna where similar properties are listed at €900k+. The village is called Gittana. 🧵

I didn't think this was possible but here we are. An 18 room hotel on Lake Como with an asking price of €1.95M. Lake Como is like catnip for hoteliers and investors. For context, several major brands at the upper-mid to luxury end (Marriot, Ritz-Carlton etc.) are actively opening or building hotels on Lake Como for 2026, with more in the pipeline beyond that. This opens up interesting opportunities in an underserved segment: authentic, smaller boutique hotels (15-40 keys) in secondary villages, strong design and views but without full-service resort facilities. (p.s. got the revenue numbers and full details on this one. DM me if you're actually in the market - happy to share)

I’m a European about to fly to America for the first time. I’ve been told to prepare for: - Airport the size of a small country - Someone aggressively welcoming me to have a great day - A sandwich that costs $24 - Tipping at the airport. At the airport. - XXXL portion sizes Will report back.

This post is both funny and sad. Funny - this guy's facial expression, the Labubu hanging from his neck, the whole forced flex energy of it all. Sad - this post went mega viral and given the values he's promoting as 'success' - trophy girlfriend, yacht, crypto millions, no kids - millions of people engaged with it like this is the dream. As a happily married dad of 2, I can tell you the real flex is reading bedtime stories and still being excited to see your partner after 12 years. But that doesn't get likes.

5.2 acres of land in Italy, a working olive grove that produces oil, private woodland, a renovated stone farmhouse and an 80m² cellar. €260k ($300k). A lot of people are rethinking where they live and how they live. This is what that looks like in practice. A courtyard with a wood oven and grape pergola. Three connected structures, 150m² (1,615 sq ft) of living space, 2 beds and 2 baths. Get Starlink, run your business from anywhere, add solar panels, collect your water. You're largely off-grid. One hour from Rome if you ever get bored and need the city. Is this the kind of property that starts making more sense the more the world changes?

69 acres of private Tuscany for €690k ($797k). The land includes an olive grove, a fruit orchard, a cork oak grove and 20 hectares of woodland. A natural spring produces 3,000 litres of water a day, solar panels cover the electricity and yes, it does have wifi. It's also been renovated, 370m² (3,983 sq ft) across 3 floors, 3 beds, 3 baths, with a pool and a sauna. 50 km to Volterra. Off-grid, self-sufficient, sauna, pool..what's missing here?

Someone is selling their mountain in Andalucía (Spain). 280 hectares. For €1.5M. That's 692 acres of private wilderness: deer, Ibex, wild boar, partridge - with a 6-bed cortijo built to a high spec 12 years ago. Wine cellar accessed through a hatch in the floor, outdoor kitchen, pool, solar panels, the lot. ~30 minutes from Granada city. Near the Embalse de Colomera. Now here's what makes this interesting beyond the estate itself. There's a constant debate on here about what happens post-AGI. When AI does most of the work, what do people actually do with their time? I think places like this become the answer. A private estate where you can hunt, hike, grow food, entertain, build things, raise animals..basically live a full and physical life. What do you guys think.. is this the best post-AGI investment?

Someone is selling a manor estate in Burgundy with a private river, waterfalls and a natural swimming pond. 2 hours from Paris. Two buildings arranged around a courtyard, 1,700m² (18,298 sq ft) in total, 12 bedrooms, an artist's studio, stables and 7 hectares (17 acres) of land. Inside there's a music room with a piano, a library in the tower, a writing room, and a dining room built around a fireplace large enough to roast a whole animal. Herons and wild ducks live on the property year round. The river has a depth of 3 metres and you can swim in it all summer. Near Vézelay, a UNESCO World Heritage Site. Asking price: €1.39M ($1.6M). The French sure do know about living well. A river on your grounds, your own land to walk, swimming in summer, dinner outside. What's the French word for this kind of life?

Someone is selling an 18th-century French estate sitting directly on the Lot River. 27 rooms, 10 beds/8 baths, 487m² (5,200 sq ft) of living space across the main house and 3 gîtes (self-contained guesthouses). 2 swimming pools, tennis court, wine cellar and 1.18 hectares (2.9 acres) of gardens running down to the river. Live in the main house, your friends and family have their own space and nobody's in each other's way. This is Cahors Malbec country by the way, with Bordeaux 2,5 hours away (wine lovers will understand). Asking price: €1.3M ($1.4M). How much would an estate like this cost in your country?

While everyone shows off their Bali WFH setup, I found this Italian farmhouse view for €365k ($385k). 280m2 of restored charm, complete with pool, olive grove, and beautiful wooden beam ceilings. Just 30min from the beach in Mogliano. 📍: Mogliano, Italy

I would take the ferry vs a plane to Spain from Ireland anytime. Takes 2 nights at sea to reach Bilbao vs 2,5 hrs flight but it’s totally worth it. Cost wise is exactly the same as the flight would’ve been (€1,200) but then we’d need to rent a car, pay for baggage, deal with airport stress with kids and so on. This way we just packed the car with everything we need for three weeks. No limits and no stress. Kids (and us too) are treating it like an adventure. We’ve got restaurants, entertainment, our own cabin with bathroom, tv with preloaded movies and beds. There is even an open air small gym on the deck. This is how we’re doing Christmas this year. Should I do a quick tour of the cabin and some parts of the ferry tomorrow? I’ll have plenty of time over the weekend 😃

Europe is the new American dream

Getting pulled over in Italy be like..

I hunt Italian properties daily. I've never seen a 1920s villa, 40 minutes from Venice + 7.4 acres for €990k ($1.1M). Ever 🧵

Someone explain to me why we are fighting for tiny city apartments when ALL THIS is available for €265k ($311k): - 263m² Spanish villa (2,832 sq ft) - 800 grapevines + winery - 300 avocado trees - 12,577m² of farmland (3.1 acres)

That moment when you stumble across a 1892 Norman brick château directly on the Seine River with breathtaking water views... for just €495k ($560k).

Just off a call with an entrepreneur building a 330-home regenerative community on 130 hectares in Portugal's Algarve. Organic farms, wellness institute, schools, medical centres and all other amenities needed for a multi-generational community seeking purpose, slower pace, and connection to land. Next he wants Italy, with Abruzzo, Tuscany, or Umbria on his radar. Minimum 100 hectares, same model. Local governments are super supportive since they're not building commercial luxury resorts but transforming depopulated rural areas into actual new communities. Remember when I said that 2026 is the year of giving Europe's abandoned villages a new life?

I didn't think this was possible but here we are. An 18 room hotel on Lake Como with an asking price of €1.95M. Lake Como is like catnip for hoteliers and investors. For context, several major brands at the upper-mid to luxury end (Marriot, Ritz-Carlton etc.) are actively opening or building hotels on Lake Como for 2026, with more in the pipeline beyond that. This opens up interesting opportunities in an underserved segment: authentic, smaller boutique hotels (15-40 keys) in secondary villages, strong design and views but without full-service resort facilities. (p.s. got the revenue numbers and full details on this one. DM me if you're actually in the market - happy to share)